when you see willow pape getting mugged but you remember she talks shit
if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
"This is FLAME from State Farm"
She looks dumb as hellit’s more embarrassing that they’re still together
why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live
I laughed more than I should have
Raccoon Watermelon ( video )
I’ve been drankin, I’ve been drankin …
He ate his ass through the kitchen wall.